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46 S. Ill. U. L.J. 417 (2021-2022)
Verbal Bullying in School: The Constitutional and Psychological Argument That Government Intervention Makes Things Worse

handle is hein.journals/siulj46 and id is 423 raw text is: VERBAL              BULLYING                IN         SCHOOL: THE
CONSTITUTIONAL                        AND           PSYCHOLOGICAL
ARGUMENT                          THAT                   GOVERNMENT
INTERVENTION MAKES THINGS WORSE
Artem M. Joukov* & Samantha M. Caspar**
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher leave them kids alone
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone!
- Pink Floyd, Another Brick in the Wall (1979).
INTRODUCTION
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to
keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs
agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an
ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot
like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good
day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
- The Marauders, J.K. ROWLING, HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF
AZKABAN (1999).
*    Artem M. Joukov has served as a prosecutor both in Alabama and in Florida. He is currently a Ph.D.
student at the University of Texas at Dallas. Artem received his Master of Business Research and
LL.M. in International Business and Economic Law from the University of Southern California in
2021, his Master of Business Administration in 2018 from Florida State University, and his Juris
Doctor, cum laude, from the University of Alabama School of Law in 2014. He earned his Bachelor
of Science in Mathematics and History, magna cum laude, with a minor in Philosophy, from
Birmingham-Southern College in 2012.
**   Samantha M. Caspar is an attorney with the law firm of Squire Patton Boggs (US) LLP in
Cincinnati, Ohio. She received her Juris Doctor, cum laude, from the University of Alabama School
of Law in 2016. Samantha also earned her Master of Laws in Business Transactions, magna cum
laude, from the University of Alabama School of Law and her Master of Business Administration,
summa cum laude, from the University of Alabama Manderson Graduate School of Business in
2016. She earned her Bachelor of Science in International Business, summa cum laude, with minors
in Economics and Spanish from Wright State University in 2012.

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