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16 Zoning Dig. 1 (1964)

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Uncle Hiram Speaks Out

                                                      Chester   Swann


   Most  planning board  hearings at Hailey's Crossroads take  place at
Vinnie O'Donnell's office, where the atmosphere is nice and homey. For
the Saturday morning  hearing on Dorsey's Pond,  though, the board bor-
rowed  the auditorium at Crossroads Elementary  which  seats 300. Even
then, it was touch and go whether  everyone would  be able to sit down.
   The crowd  that filed into the auditorium could be described as motley.
By  that I mean  it represented all segments of town.  Both sexes were
present, all economic  levels and about  every shade  of opinion, civic,
religious and cultural. There were even three or four women wearing hats.
   Shep Steele the planning board chairman, led off with his usual caution.
His board's action, he said, was purely advisory. It was the town board
that made  the actual decision (and should get the abuse). It's true that
within the memory   of man,  the town  board has  never gone  against a
planning board  recommendation.   But it makes  Shep feel better to get
himself off the hook.
  It looked for a minute  as if every one of the 300 present wanted  to
be heard.  From   the forest of waving hands, Shep  picked  out Marvin
Phillips, the young lawyer who generally speaks for Haileycross Manor.
  Mr.  Phillips said he represented the largest concentration of families at
Hailey's Crossroads, which was  true, and that they were  solidly united


  This tale first appeared in Hailey's Crossroads, a weekly column in the Mt.
Kisco (N.Y.) Patent Trader. Reprinted by permission of the Patent Trader. The
author tells us that there isn't a word of truth in the story but that it represents
a distillation of experience with a number of suburban towns.


Volume   16 (1964)


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